Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky, who chose her job over Bachelor Jake Pavelka (who then snubbed her when she changed her mind), gets to do the snubbing this time, sifting through 25 guys---eight of whom won't make it beyond the Season 6 premiere. They'll be eliminated after the initial get-togethers, in which one contestant does a backflip off the limousine, another shows her his Ali scrapbook and another serenades her on his ukulele. She also receives a marriage proposal.
CSI: NY - Veritas
Summary: In the wake of the bank heist gone wrong, Mac finds himself in a submerged car with no memory of how he got there.
Criminal Minds - Nameless, Faceless
Summary: As Rossi, Morgan and JJ profile a killer who is targeting an emergency room doctor, Prentiss realizes that Hotch is missing.
CSI - Take My Life, Please!
Summary: The team investigate the surprising death of a comedian who was about to appear in his first big Las Vegas reunion show.
Brothers & Sisters - Where There's Smoke...
Summary: More than one member of the Walker family suspects she might be pregnant, Nora offers to take her aging mother in when it's discovered she has dementia, and Luc gets an exciting delivery in the mail.
Chuck - Chuck Versus the Ring: Part 2
Summary: The Ring closes in on Chuck and the members of Operation Bartowski; Casey must secretly protect his daughter from the Ring; Big Mike receives news about the Buy More.
Castle - Deep in Death
Summary: In the Season 2 opener, Kate and Castle are still at odds over his interference in her personal life, but the pair must work together when a man is found dead in a tree. Meanwhile, Castle struggles to finish his latest novel under the pressure of a looming deadline.
Army Wives - Counterattack ( aka Homefront)
Summary: Claudia Joy hosts a breakfast for the Army Spouse of the Year finalists; Roxy and Trevor tell T.J. and Finn about the new baby; Joan finds inspiration with other soldiers at the hospital.
Breaking Bad - Sunset
Summary: Walt settles into his new surroundings; Walt, Jr. wants answers about his parent's relationship; Hank's investigation causes problems for Walt and Jesse.
30 rock - Season Four
Summary: Jack decides changes are needed to keep TGS on top during the recession; Jenna decides to makeover her image; Tracy reaches out to the common man; Liz and Pete scout for new talent; Kenneth leads a page strike.
90210 - Multiple Choices
As a result of falsely accusing her faculty adviser of sexual harassment, Naomi is now required to complete community service and publicly apologizes to her peers for the trouble she has caused. The gang is preparing for the SATs when Silver disagrees with Teddys decision to skip college to focus on his tennis career and things grow even more tense when she meets his movie star father, Spence. Liam and his father, Finn, reconnect and attempt to rebuild their relationship. Navid and Dixon host an underground gambling party that results in Dixon owing Mark a lot of money. Debbie reveals to Harry that she kissed another man, which forces the two to finally discuss their recent problems. Annie overhears their parents conversation and turns to Liam for support. Just when Naomi thinks her life is back on track, her evil sister Jen returns to Beverly Hills.
The Suite Life on Deck - The Spy Who Shoved Me
Summary: A microchip with secret information on it goes missing and the twins help a spy recover it.
Justified - Blind Spot
Summary: After foiling an apparent hit on Ava, Raylan finds she may not have been the killers actual target.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards vs. Werewolves
Summary: Alex and Max attempt to prevent werewolves from taking over Waverly Place. Meanwhile, Justin searches for his girlfriend, Juliet, when she goes missing after being turned into a mummy's minion.
Law & Order - Brilliant Disguise
Summary: A woman's body is found stashed on a food service cart in a hotel; Detectives Bernard and Lupo discover evidence that leads them to a medical school research project.
CSI: Miami - Out of Time
Summary: Delko is found comatose, and we are taken back to the year 1997 to when the team first formed.
The Office - Gossip
Summary: A few interns who stayed at Dunder-Mifflin over the summer end their internship.
Kyle XY - It Happened One Night
Summary: Kyle searches for Amanda after she is abducted by Latnok; Lori, Declan, Josh and Andy must deal with events from the prom.
Deadliest Catch - Sea Tested
Summary: Phil and Sig's experiment in trading junior deckhands comes to a close on the third week of hunting King crab.
Fringe - Brown Betty
Summary: Walter deals with upsetting news and tells Olivia's niece a fairy tale.that includes musical performances by Olivia and Agent Broyles.
Cold Case - Almost Paradise
Summary: The team investigates the 1989 case of a prom queen who may have been intentionally killed in a hit-and-run; Rush tries to ignore her father's requests to give her sister (Nicki Aycox) another chance.
Smallville - Hostage
Much to Clark's surprise, Martha Kent returns to Smallville with her new boyfriend, Perry White in tow. Lois and Perry realize they are both working on the same story about the Red Queen, and decide to team up, which ultimately puts them in serious danger. Chloe helps Clark search for the Book of Rao, which they believe contains information on how to stop Zod and his army.
Party Down - Precious Lights Pre-School Auction
Summary: Having trouble letting go of his leadership position, Ron and Henry clash at a fundraiser where parents will do anything to get their kids into an exclusive elementary school.
Miami Medical - Golden Hour
Summary: - In order to show the importance of their facility, Dr. Proctor is forced to give a speech proving just how vital he and his team are in the minutes following a major accident.
Medium - Sal
Summary: After a neighbor is killed, Allison installs a high-tech burglar alarm that she thinks may be communicating with Marie.
The Ricky Gervais Show - Episode 10
Summary: Karl answers questions; passages from Karl's diary; Karl's thoughts on doppelgangers and the Big Bang; ``Monkey News.''
Private Practice - War
Summary: After Violet files for joint custody of Lucas, an embittered Pete voraciously fights back by hiring a tough attorney for the trial, forcing their fellow friends and co-workers to choose sides and have their personal lives dragged onto the stand and into the public eye.
The Mentalist - Red All Over
Summary: When a media mogul is murdered, Patrick Jane and the CBI team investigate cult leader Bret Stiles, who may have had an axe to grind following the publication of a critical story about his group.
The Marriage Ref - Sarah Silverman, Matthew Broderick and Martin Short.
Summary: Celebrity panelists include actors Sarah Silverman, Matthew Broderick and Martin Short.
Community - The Art of Discourse
Summary: The group is divided after Pierce crosses a line with Shirley; Britta and Jeff face a group of young bullies and their mother (Lisa Rinna).
Ugly Americans - Kong of Queens
Summary: Mark struggles to find employment for a giant ape; Callie tries to resist Twayne's advances at a Demon Convention.
In Plain Sight - Fish Or Cut Betta
Summary: Mary's new witness falls in love for the first time; Mary must stop her witness from taking out his pain in the form of an explosive device.
Cougar Town - Letting You Go
Jules has mixed feelings when Travis gets accepted to two of his choice colleges. Now he must decide between schools in California or one just 20 minutes from home. As Jules struggles with the thought of Travis moving away, Grayson is there for her. Meanwhile, Laurie considers her feelings for Smith when he returns from law school, and Andy longs for the freedom to do whatever he wants around the house, free of Ellie's rules.
The Ultimate Fighter - Clown Box
Summary: One fighter accuses another of stealing his clothes, and they almost come to blows. Then two preliminary fights in one electrifying episode!
Modern Family - Travels With Scout
Summary: Claire is suspicious when Phil's father shows up for an expected visit; Manny is traumatized by a horror movie.
The Middle - Worry Duty
Summary: Frankie worries that Axl will be heartbroken when his on-again and off-again girlfriend re-enters his life; Brick must watch over a baby chick for a school project.
America\'s Next Top Model - Welcome to New Zealand
Summary: The models arrive in New Zealand where they participate in go-sees with six designers.
The Amazing Race - I Feel Like I'm In, Like, Sicily
Summary: The teams must complete two roadblocks; two teams deal with confused cabdrivers.
Mercy - We All Saw This Coming
Summary: Several inmates are brought to Mercy for treatment after a prison riot; Chloe tries to convince her boyfriend to treat his head injury; Briggs faces a tough decision that could jeopardize his career.
The Hills - Put on a Happy Face
Summary: Heidi's mother disapproves of her plastic surgery; Kristin and the others spend Super Bowl weekend in Miami.
The Good Wife - Boom
Summary: Alicia debates whether or not to use personal information to her advantage when she takes on her former boss in the courtroom; Peter uses religion to work on his appeal.
Parenthood - Perchance to Dream
Summary: Kristina goes back to work, leaving Adam in charge of the household for the weekend; Sarah runs into an ex; Crosby and Jasmine go on a real date.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Fame
Summary: LAPD liaison Marty Deeks helps the team find an infamous socialite connected to a Navy officer's murder.
Glee - Home
Summary: Kurt sets his dad up with an unexpected partner; April (Kristin Chenoweth) returns to save the glee club.
NCIS - Moonlighting
Summary: When an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job takes a dangerous turn, Gibbs, Fornell and the team have to uncover the truth.
Shameless - Episode 14
Patrick and Mimi decide to get a quickie divorce but end up being shocked when they find out their marriage was never legal. Mimi comes up with a plan for them to marry and then divorce so their kids wont be bastards. Their true feelings about one another resurface as the wedding approaches. Ian and Maxie attempt to cheer Mickey up with a night out.
Nurse Jackie - Bleeding
Summary: Unhappy about Eddie and Kevin's friendship, Jackie asks Eddie to stop spending time with Kevin. A pharmaceutical company rep provides Jackie with drugs.
Rules of Engagement - The Score
Summary: When Audrey forces Jeff to go to a party with her, he spends the night trying to avoid learning the score of a hockey game.
Trauma - Crossed Wires
Summary: A problem with dispatch sends medics to the wrong locations; Marisa reconnects with an army buddy; Nancy ponders the future of her relationship with Rabbit.
Kendra - With a Little Help From My Friends
Summary: After the football season ends, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt pitch in to help Hank and Kendra move back to Los Angeles
Treme - Right Place, Wrong Time
Summary: While Davis trades piano lessons for his freedom, Albert makes an unnerving discovery and Annie gets a gig on her birthday.
The Tudors - Episode 3
Buoyed by the happiness that a young wife brings an aging man, Henry is noticeably more tolerant and forgiving than he once was. Such goodwill is well appreciated by the peasants of the North who gratefully accept Henrys forgiveness for the Pilgrimage of Grace revolt, during a Royal visit. But the Kings benevolence may yet be tested by his new Queen: Katherine Howard has submitted to seduction by the young and handsome Thomas Culpepper.
The Pacific - The Pacific
The Marines, including the newly christened “Sledgehammer,” continue the battle of Peleliu against an enemy determined to fight to the last man. Devastated by the loss of a revered leader, and witnessing unimaginable barbarity on both sides, Sledge veers to the very edge of moral collapse. Their objective finally secured, the Marines return to Pavuvu fundamentally changed by their experience on Peleliu.
\'Til Death - Work Wife
Summary: After losing her job at Eddie's school, Joy accepts a position as Stephen's (Kevin Nealon) executive assistant.
Legend of the Seeker - Walter
Summary: Darken Rahl plots his return to the land of the living, using a hapless look-alike; the Seeker races to find a stolen scroll, which holds the key to his quest for the Stone of Tears.
Heroes - Orientation/Jump, Push, Fall
Summary: Claire garners attention at college following an odd death in the fourth-season premiere.
House - Broken
Summary: House checks in the psychiatric hospital and meets a few new characters including his roommate Alvie (guest star Lin-Manuel Miranda) and Dr. Nolan (guest star Andre Braugher).
Dexter - Living The Dream
Summary: Dexter has to fit the newborn baby into his complex life. An old serial killer returns to Miami, and Frank Lundy returns to close the case.
Bones - A Night at the Bones Museum
Brennan and Booth investigate human remains that have been charred on an electric fence. Brennan later realizes that the corpse is actually a mummified Egyptian that has been loaned to the Jeffersonian for an upcoming exhibit. When the Jeffersonian curator who was prepping the mummy for the exhibit is found murdered, Booth and Brennan suspect foul play. Meanwhile, Brennan goes on a date with Booths former supervisor, and Sweets girlfriend Daisy returns.
Supernatural - Sympathy for the Devil
Summary: Sam, Dean, and Bobby must deal with the aftermath of the Devil's escape from Hell, and receive startling news from the Prophet Chuck.
One Tree Hill - 4:30am (Apparently They Were Traveling Abroad)
Nathan learns of a shocking accusation that could threaten his career, much to the chagrin of his sports agent Clay. Brook prepares to launch a new fashion line, and Julian decides to produce a big movie. Haley's sister Quinn makes a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Jamie celebrates his 7th birthday.
the vampire diaries - Friday Night Bites
As Elena tries to ignore Bonnie's warnings about Stefan, Tyler tries to embarrass Stefan by throwing a ball at him. However, his effortless catch and football skills impress everyone, leading Mr. Tanner to let him join the football team. Meanwhile, Elena invites Stefan and Bonnie to dinner in order to try to get the two to know each other, but the night ends up backfiring. Finally, the town is shocked by an act of violence.
Desperate Housewives - A Little Night Music
Summary: Angie comes face to face with her ex, Patrick Logan, after years on the run. Meanwhile, Gaby and Susan plan an elaborate scheme against their husbands, Lynette sees a darker side of Eddie, and Bree meets a woman who knows Sam all too well.
Cops - Drugs & Driving
Summary: When officers respond to a drunken-driving call, they discover the suspect has two identities; a woman who backs into a patrol car gets two tickets.
South Park - Sexual Healing
Summary: The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
Stargate Universe - Air (1)
Summary: In the two part premiere, a research team is forced to evacuate their secret base, finding themselves on board an Ancient vessel that is millions of years old -- with failing life support and no way to gate home.
24 - Day 8: 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Set in New York City, Jack Bauer is unwillingly drawn back into action just as President Allison Taylor negotiates international security with Omar Hassan, a determined Middle Eastern leader visiting the U.S. on a peacemaking mission. As the new day unfolds, an upgraded CTU operates under the command of M.B.A.-schooled, razor-sharp head honcho Brian Hastings, who supervises quirky Chloe O'Brian, expert data analyst Dana Walsh and systems analyst Arlo Glass.
The Simpsons - Bart Gets a Z
Mrs Krabappel is fired from Springfield Elementary after Bart spikes her coffee, causing her to make a drunken fool of herself. She is replaced by a cool new teacher, Mr. Vaughn, who is a quick hit with the kids. Bart, however, struggles with the guilt and considers telling Principal Skinner the truth.
How I Met Your Mother - Robin 101
Summary: When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.
Gossip Girl - The Freshman
Summary: Blair ends up with Georgina as as her roommate in the dorms at NYU. While Serena and Chuck come to blows, so she joins forces with Chuck's enemy, Carter. Nate and Bree try to take their relationship up a gear despite the animosity between their families.
Family Guy - Road to the Multiverse
Summary: Brian and Stewie go on another road trip through alternate universes using a special remote control. Including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a universe reminiscent of the show Robot Chicken.
The Cleveland Show - Field of Streams
Cleveland visits his old high school to find out there's no longer a baseball team team. Given one week, Cleveland attempts to raise money to re-build the stadium before the season begins. In an effort to get Cleveland Jr. to play baseball instead of joining the math club, Cleveland becomes head coach of the team.
